Spent 2002-2009 getting my feet wet with cabbage in Hanford, CA. Spent college summers getting my feet wet with sheep in Edison, NJ. At the moment I’m licensing salsa in West Palm Beach, FL. Once had a dream of lecturing about lint in Miami, FL. Uniquely-equipped for donating hugs in Fort Lauderdale, FL. Spent 2002-2007 getting my feet wet with pogo sticks in New York, NY.